Thoughts of a misanthrope (a person who hates or distrusts humankind, according to Merriam-Webster)
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Dudes wearing eyeliner
The latest sign of the collapse of Europe is that in England, a company is selling mascara for guys. I can just picture it: "You know what? half the potential market isn't being addressed!"
Dude, that is so emo. You wouldn't believe how hard it is to live in the suburbs and have your parents give a crap about you. There are only two outlets for your teenage angst: eyeliner and song quotes...
Now now, Clint. That is not eyeliner & mascara but Guy-liner & man-scara. If you put dude words in it it makes it totally ok. Like man-gina. Ok, not like that.
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Dude, that is so emo. You wouldn't believe how hard it is to live in the suburbs and have your parents give a crap about you. There are only two outlets for your teenage angst: eyeliner and song quotes...
Now now, Clint. That is not eyeliner & mascara but Guy-liner & man-scara. If you put dude words in it it makes it totally ok. Like man-gina. Ok, not like that.
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