I knew I wouldn't have to search too hard for a post today. These things just fall to me. Here is the winner of my D-Bag of the Week award:
Put the fireworks in storage.
Cancel the parade.
Tuck the soaring speeches in a drawer for another time.
This year, America doesn't deserve to celebrate its birthday. This Fourth of July should be a day of quiet and atonement.
He deserves a punch in the baby-maker. And by that, I mean his ovaries.
Speaking of D-Bags, here is a fun website I found researching this post.
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