Let's lighten the mood around here

Posts about the oncoming destruction of Western civilization by medieval Muslims kind of kill the vibe. Let's mix it up. The best way to find a goofy story is to swing by Drudge. He has lots of regular news, but also news-of-the-weird-type stories.

This isn't it. Neither is this. We are getting warmer, only because it involves trannies, but not so much given the story itself. Closer still. Almost there...

Found it:

SANFORD, Fla. -- A gang of female bandits dressed in nursing costumes is stalking and targeting women and elderly shoppers at Central Florida businesses.

Here's an interesting tidbit that's not too flattering to one of the perps:

Investigators said several women are involved in the theft ring but they are looking for one specific woman. She is a heavy-set woman with very short hair and can be mistaken for a man, detectives said.