Chicago drivers are complete and utter a-holes

In other news, the sun came up today.

Here's the set-up:

It was a true Chicago moment. Amid the taquerias and Polish sausage shops and fortune teller storefronts and factories, a lone undercover officer took his life in his hands Monday.

No, he wasn't working narcotics. He simply stepped out onto Belmont Avenue.

The goal: see if people would stop for him in the crosswalk.

The result: 101 drivers were pulled over -- and received warnings -- in less than two hours.

This piece of human garbage wins the award for being a lying jerk in about three different ways:

One highlight: the Blazer driver with a handicapped sign who shouted: "Get out of the street!"

He changed his tune by the time police stopped him down the block, officers said.

"No speak English," he said.