Great post on With Leather regarding Two-Meter Peter and his hella-attractive girlfriend. Snippets (but definitely click the link to see pictures and read it all):
Most notably, striker Peter Crouch went to the Caribbean with girlfriend Abigail Clancy, who you may remember from that time she wore a see-through dress or that time she frolicked on the beach or that time my boner tore through my underwear.
...and...
So Crouch, a scarecrow-lookin' dude who isn't particularly good at what he does, gets to date the lingerie model with low self-esteem. If anyone needs me, I'll have my head in the oven.
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